just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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