I want to have your abortion
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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