He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
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