If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I would like to be the first to explain to you that if you've woken up with bruised knuckles this morning, it's because last night you tried climbing out of our car window and into the drive through window at maccas. The cashier chick freaked out and slammed the window on you and beat you around the head with her headset thingy.
Shittttttt.
Be not ashamed. It was youtube-worthy.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
Randomize
