hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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