hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
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