At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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