Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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