i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
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