yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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