We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
Public service announcement: if you would like to continue receiving blow jobs, a 25% increase in fuck-giving will be expected immediately, and you're expected to give an actual flying fuck at least once a week. Brought to you by the ad council.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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