I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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