Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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