Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
My dick has a subreddit
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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