I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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