I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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