Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
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