You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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