playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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