Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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