'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Church boner. Awkwardddd
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
she peed on how many people?
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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