Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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