omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
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