3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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