You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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