there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
You did what with his pubic hair?
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