my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
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