Can Purell be used as lube?
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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