fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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