Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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