Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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