She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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