You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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