I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Randomize
