does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
wow bdsm is so cute
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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