first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Do vagina's smell?
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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