But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
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