I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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