Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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