I cheated on you last night. I slept with my laptop.
nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
I wanna passion pit in your ass
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
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