You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
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