Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Randomize
