You surviving the open bar?
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There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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