is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
operation have a gay friend backfired
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
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