I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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