like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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