i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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