I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
Randomize
