Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
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