Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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