just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
not ubering you a puppy
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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