Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
Randomize